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Space Jokes
Space Jokes
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Objectives of Activity
1. Having fun
2. Giving children jokes to recite to friends and family
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How to:
Share these jokes with the children during class to promote fun and learning about space
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Activity -in simple format!
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the Mooooooon!
Q: Why don’t Martians eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny!
Q:What do you call a silly person in space?
A: An Astro-nut!
Q:What did Venus say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring!
Q:What do planets sing?
A: Nep-tunes!
Q:How do astronauts serve dinner?
A: On flying saucers.
Q:What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q:How many paperclips would it take to reach the moon?
A: One, but it would have to be very large.
Q:How does the solar system hold up its pants?
A: With the asteroid belt!
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